Seriously?

My roommate bought paper plates and disposable cups because she's too busy (read: lazy) to wash dishes.

**EDIT**
I still want to stick with only 1 entry a day, but I just realized that I can still ADD to an entry after posting... Silly Tricycle.

I really like this blog. I wonder if anyone follows it. Follow... can you tell I use Twitter? I do, but not under this name, so don't even try to look for me. It's impossible. Tricycle Lowtops is ONLY my blogger identity and I love it and don't wanna ruin it. I haven't even told anyone that I have a secret blog... I might have told someone once, but I haven't mentioned it since. I like keeping it private because I get to blog IMMEDIATELY after something happens (usually scandalous, embarrassing, etc.) and get it all out there without stressing. I'm probably a much calmer person thanks to this blog. Actually, I'm calm because of masturbation & weed. Let's be real.

I'm having a great day. I woke up a little later than intended, but no harm done, so I quickly showered and headed to meet some people for lunch. It was someone else's treat, and a quite fancy restaurant, and........................

OMG
I'm drunk.

How could I update now? I should just sign off.

xoxoxoxo